Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark

Indiana Jones (why would you name your kid after the worst Midwestern State?) played by Harrison Ford, is an archaeology professor by day and a really hot adventurer type by day. It was a time close to the 90's so if you had any kind of glasses on (like when he's a professor) you're just a gross nerd till you took them off. He wears attractive khakis, a cool hat and has a whip...grrrowl. 

It opens with him taking an idol and triggering a large boulder booby trap. Obviously he does not get run over or there wouldn't be another part of the movie. At some point he's roped into finding this lost ark. It's supposed to have a bunch of secrets or whatever, but more importantly the Nazis want it which is obviously a bad thing. 

During his adventures he runs into his ex girlfriend, Miriam, who is awesome and won a bar through a drinking contest. She gets roped into this whole mess and they fight a bunch of Nazis. You find out Indiana Jones doesn't like snakes somewhere in between. They get captured at some point. It doesn't matter though because when the head Nazi opens the ark, the air gets swirly and dark, and his face melts off which is very scary. 

At the end of the movie, Indiana Jones orders that the ark is hidden away in a museum so no one else can accidentally open it thinking they're going to learn a bunch of cool secrets only to get some face meltage instead.