The Postman

Basically Waterworld on land. Kevvy C is yet another reluctant hero type who would rather not hang out with people. Also everyone in the world looks grubby as hell.

He was just doing Shakespeare plays from town to town with his very cute mule when he accidentally stays too long and gets enslaved in a salt mine run by a ginger person with a personality disorder. (Sean says it's the rule of 8 and actually it was to be a soldier...whatever)

He runs away successfully and finds a postman outfit on a skeleton. Then he goes to a town to trick them into giving him food by providing letters and maybe hope that the government wasn't a total shit show and was getting its act together. 

Some lady wants his seed and some guy named Chevy Ford Carface wants to be sworn in as a postman too- which he does The mean ginger comes into town and causes a ruckus so he has to run away with the seed lady because her husband gets killed.

He and the seed lady spend an old time winter in the cabin together. Meanwhile Chevy Ford Carface actually does all the work and gets a running postal service together because he is the real hero. 

Eventually Kevvy C actually wants to help and decides to defeat the mean ginger man. Tom Petty helps. He succeeds and has a sassy comment on the rule of 8.