Gone Girl

Ben Affleck wants to leave Rosamund Pike so she leaves him before he can do that and does it in a media firestorm because she is psychotic I guess. However, Ben Affleck  is secretly banging one of his students, Emily Rakdfjadjdf from that really gross "Blurred Lines" music video so he's not so great either. After RP leaves, everyone thinks he is the worst and maybe killed RP. 

In her adventures, Rosamund Pike gets robbed and has to go to Neil Patrick Harris' house because he's always had a mega crush on her. She pops a cork of champagne in her vajayjay and cuts herself up really bad after she kills NPH so it looks like he was a very violent sex pest that she escaped. 

Just when Ben Affleck thinks he can live a life of freedom, she turns up all bedraggled and victimy and lies about a baby so he is trapped FOREVER. 

Sean dislikes that I liked this movie so much