Dune

 I think the most important thing is that Sting is in the movie. There are many quotable things like "who controls the spice, controls the universe!" and "the sleeper has awakened!"...in what context, who knows?

Paul is some kind of noble person who is trained by Jean Luc Picard in battling cubes. I think he's supposed to be the the chosen one but he is a man and the bald, lady priestesses are upset about it since it's supposed to be a girl. They test him by putting his hand in a box. The box makes his hand hurt a lot but he doesn't take his hand away so he passes. 

He gets banished to a desert planet that is not Tatooine with his mom, Jessica, and his sister because his dad gets killed. They almost die but are saved by cave people who ride worms. Paul falls in love with a cave lady and his mom and his sister shave their heads and become priestesses. I think everyone wants this desert place because it has spice or something and the ginger jetpack person and his crew descend upon it to fight Paul and his people but do not succeed. Paul really got the hang of riding big sand worms and kicking peoples' butts. I think the almost end is when Sting in all of his non-actor glory tries to stab Paul while screaming "I will kill him!". 

The movie ends with his creepy sister priestess saying "How can this be? For he must be the quizzarts hadderax". I don't understand Dune very much but I would definitely serve quizzarts haddersnacks if I had a Dune-themed party.